Cut the Bullship game

Cartoon cow ship split over heaven and hell with angel and devil

Cut the Bullship is a satirical decision game from Gamikro. You slice the ship in half and let the cow fall — but which side will it land on? If it falls to the right (the paradise), you win. If it falls left (into chaos and fire), the nonsense wins.

When to Say "Cut the Bullship"

The phrase is a playful version of “Cut the Bullshit” – something you say when you want someone to stop lying or talking nonsense. In this game, you don't just say it — you do it. You literally cut the Bullship.

Beware: Left Side Burns

The left side represents confusion, lies, and chaos — where the red devil waits. It's a warning: not everything that floats deserves to sail. If you let the cow fall left, the nonsense continues.

Right Side Is the Paradise

The right side stands for clarity, honesty, and peace — where the angel awaits. This is your destination. Not just in the game, but maybe in life too.

Funny but Honest

Cut the Bullship isn't just about laughs. It's about making a point. Every play is a statement: we’re done with nonsense. Time to take a stand — or rather, make a slice.

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